Here’s my old best friend with Dan. She was telling him about how she wrote an essay about them in the 7th grade and turned it in for a grade! Haha we were so hardcore. 

I could not be laughing harder in this picture, 
but anyways.

We went and saw The Darkness.
And met the band :)  

Of every show I’ve been to, probably second best only to Foo Fighters. I only knew stuff off of their early albums but the entire show was so fun. And THE NICEST guys.  

all-four-cheekbones:

impomaniac:

sharkfruit:

I can’t breathe.

Help. 

FUCK

PERFECT.

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chublacka:

little-conquerors:

loldoaflip:

Cracked.com is officially my favorite website now

god bless us all

this post needs to be enshrined in the annals of glory.

wtffanfiction:

Fandom: Harry Potter

“Hermione smiled at her new army of skittering, chittering, gibbering cocks.
‘Soon,’ she said, rubbing her hands together, ‘I will rule this school!’”

epic4chan:

They’re both texting someone right now saying ‘some weird guy next to me is wearing the same thing as me.’ 

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and it’s actually just MORE stress :( 
I’d like one good night’s sleep without either not being able to actually fall asleep or being too worried to go to sleep even when I’m really tired.  

kurdttrollbain:

who’s this teacher. i like this teacher.

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mr-derp-herpin:

deadb1ogger:

kanji-sexual:

neilcicierega:

I SAW THIS AD IN 2005 AND I’M STILL WONDERING WHY IS HER HEAD SO TINY

WHY

IS HER HEAD SO TINY

NO I’VE GOT IT.

THOSE SKIN-COLOURED THINGS TO THE SIDE ARE NOT HER SHOULDERS.

THEY ARE ACTUALLY A CHAIR.

OH MY UGUCKING FGOD

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nurikoinsane:

I loved Loki, apart from that, while watching this in the cinema I couldn’t help it, I was in my seat like

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fuckyeahhjohnnydepp:

Johnny Depp at Jimmy Kimmel

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